People of Earth, you've tried other podcasts. You figured out the pattern for every improv

for human scene. You came to terms with the idea that the host of comedy bang bang would

never actually talk to you at a party. You even wandered into the erotic forbidden

pleasures of how I built this with gyros. And now you find yourself at our doorstep

and let me tell you, you did all of that in the wrong order. But now you're ours. And

as they say on how I built this with gyros, the ability to relinquish control is the willingness

to embrace the body's insatiable appetite for danger. Also I started LLB in my neighbor's

toolshed. So keep listening, I dare you. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Tavern, a podcast where we go on an amazing quest to defeat the

Dark Lord. Hello from the Magic Tavern, a new podcast. Today's the first episode. Everything

you think you knew is out the window, baby. That's right. Oh, yes, oh, Chuck, I didn't

even think about this before, but what have we really changed up the format? And we played

characters. Oh, that'd be kind of fun. Yeah. Okay. So let's give each other characters.

So I want you to be like a teenage. So you're like a, so you're like a teenage bird.

I like you. Yeah. You're like kind of a, you're a bit of a bad boy. A bad boy. Yeah.

And, um, and you, oh, wait, but no, half of you have a half of you as a teenager and

the other half is super old. Half of super old. Okay. Yeah. And you, uh, and you, uh,

Chuck should play, um, a gambler down on your luck. Uh, you've seen too many winters,

but you're not giving up yet. You think the big win is still out there. And your head

is, uh, three times larger than your body. Oh, peanuts. I lost all my money. Let me try

on, make it back. Oh, well, oh, it a game, a game of crabs. I think I could win back the

house. Here comes daddy. Hey, I'm teen elderbird. I'm doing my voice. How do you like my

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