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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.1	Except the arguments and lingering resentment.
0:10.9	That you can't fake.
0:12.1	A quick thanks to everyone who completed their survey after I became more relatable last
0:16.3	week.
0:17.3	I'm told, the general public now finds me, let's see where's the printout.
0:21.5	Rukalsatrant?
0:22.5	Capricious?
0:23.5	And like one of those sleep paralysis demons that hovers just out of your line of vision.
0:27.8	To which I say, you shouldn't have.
0:30.3	But now let's get to the transcribed audio signals that allow Earth residents to experience
0:35.2	entertainment.
1:02.2	Hello from the Magic Tower.
1:04.1	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:06.4	I'm your host Arnie Neekamp.
1:07.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:11.7	About six years and a couple weeks ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind
1:16.3	a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun.
1:20.6	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
1:25.1	rift.
1:26.1	And I used that to upload a podcast chronically in our quest, not only to defeat the Dark
1:31.5	Lord, but to get Prince Tom Blaine belleroth onto his rightful throne in the Northeast.
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