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0:00.0	Internet layabouts.
0:07.1	You know I enjoy phoning it in as much as the next Insectoid Space Continuity Guardian,
0:11.8	but there's always time for some genuine emotional investment.
0:15.4	This episode brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.
0:19.5	If you think drunk driving is no big deal, you couldn't be more wrong.
0:23.4	You could get in a crash, people could get hurt or killed, and you could get arrested
0:27.5	and incur huge legal expenses or even lose your job.
0:30.9	So next time you plan on drinking, plan ahead, designate a sober driver or use a ride service
0:36.2	to get home safely, drive sober, or get pulled over.
0:39.8	Now with that important message delivered, back to goofs and giggles.
0:43.9	If you want more magic tavern in your life, who are you?
0:47.3	Anyway, you're in luck because Earth Games is a new weekly magic tavern spin-off series,
0:52.2	exclusively on Stitcher Prinium, and the first episode where Arnie, Usador and Shunt tried
0:56.8	to play a game of Clue is out now.
0:59.5	More info on Earth Games and the other Magic Tavern mini-series coming to Stitcher Prinium
1:04.0	after the episode, including a clip from the Clue episode.
1:07.6	And in case you don't listen to my episode outtrows, knowing deep in your heart that
1:11.4	Sunday I'll turn on you, you can sign up for Stitcher Prinium with promo code Magic
1:15.8	for a free month and what a great way to support the Magic Tavern team.
1:20.2	More on that later.
1:21.6	And now sit back or lean forward I don't care it's your spine, and enjoy the show.
1:26.8	Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
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