Hello, faithful listeners, did you miss me?

I am reporting live from a field in England where due to quote historical preservation and quote,

miss, it's one I am.

I have been banned from trying to summon Brenda in the middle of Stonehenge.

Alas, another day, another cold lead on the search for Brenda Bentley. That's right.

Brenda is still nowhere to be found. The closest I've gotten to finding her was in Egypt, but alas, I got sidetracked, eating roasted lamb.

The entire weekend, Rosalind?

Yes, the entire weekend, I have no regrets.

I ran into the same problem with the butter in France, Say-Laby, which is the only French I know.

So I had to mime my way around the French countryside. It's fine.

I know Brenda isn't dead dead because she's active on the

Arden Detective Agency Welp page, which is why I thought she would be in Stonehenge. Come to think about it,

she might have been posing with the tiny Stonehenge from this spinal tap. Would I be allowed to use that in an ancient druid summoning ritual?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

That prop has far too much cultural significance to mess with.

Damn.

Now, listeners, I hate to ask you for a favor,

but it would really help me out if you could just ride into a tip line

for any leads on Brenda's whereabouts.

Encounters, hunches, maybe you witnessed one of her daring adventures or one of her dating adventures.

Email us at Arden Podcast at gmail.com or tweet us at ArdenPod with the hashtag, hashtag Brenda,

Comeback, because I put way too much on the office expense account

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