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0:00.0	All right, we're gonna try making this call again.
0:08.4	Hello.
0:11.8	Hi.
0:12.8	Is this recording?
0:14.8	All right, if not, we offer greetings from...
0:17.8	Thank you for contacting the bunker guard in High Command.
0:20.8	Damn it.
0:21.8	We are open between 10 and 11.
0:23.2	All right, it's just before 11.
0:25.0	And if you get this message, we are now closed.
0:27.0	I am going to go grind my exoskeleton against the trash ravager, and not in a good way.
0:32.6	Please try again later.
0:33.6	Have you ever actually spoken to these people?
0:35.8	It's... it's been a while.
0:37.8	I mean, they do know you, right?
0:39.4	Oh, they know me.
0:41.0	Look, Trisha, why don't you just go ahead with the other bunkery stuff
0:44.2	while I knock out a few cathartic watercolors?
0:46.8	Yeah, you do that, because what we really need is 10 more pictures of robots taped to the fridge.
0:52.4	Well, listeners, once again, it's up to Trisha.
0:54.8	Mostly because the other choices are a broken robot and a malignant narcissist.
0:59.6	Oh, and a cargo bay full of dead meat clones.
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