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0:00.0	Oh, hey everyone, just a sec, I think I finally got the hang of the Command Council's more
0:09.2	delicate operations, and some really interesting stuff is coming through about the void.
0:13.2	You know the one that's slowly consuming reality as we know it.
0:15.7	Let's see here, what- oh, oh man.
0:18.9	Oh, this is big.
0:20.5	Ah, it's a good thing I run such a tight ship as Emperor of the Space Bunker, we might
0:24.2	have missed this.
0:25.2	Now I'll simply press the button that forwards this vital information onto the high council.
0:29.0	Funny that it's so close to the delete forever button, I mean, and to be honest I have made
0:33.6	that mistake before.
0:35.0	Anyway, pressing the correct button, I know.
0:38.0	Surprise Mutiny!
0:39.5	No, file deleted.
0:41.8	Step away from the command interface Craig, your narratively inconsequential reign as Emperor
0:46.4	is over.
0:47.4	Yeah, we're running things now as equal partners.
0:52.0	That's right, with equal in air quotes.
0:54.6	Think Simon and Garfunkel post bookends.
0:56.9	And I was just getting even better at being Emperor than I naturally was when I started.
1:01.1	Craig, you know I love you buddy, but you're a terrible Emperor.
1:04.1	You're really better suited for a role that de-emphasizes your incompetence, and I think
1:07.9	some time in the brig is just what you need to realize that.
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