Oh, I'm going to say if you want to join us Girl, what you doing? Where are you? I'm at Kilroy's.

I was saying if you wanted to join us.

Oh, so you wait until you already there to think about me?

Some friend, you are.

Girl, stop. I text you earlier.

You didn't respond, but I know you're extra busy, so I figured you earlier. You didn't respond but I know you're extra busy so I figured I give you a call.

How nice of you? Who all up there?

Ding Yell, Brianna, a few other coworkers.

Figures. I have to pass.

Besides, you know I got their early flight to catch in the morning and I got to finish packing.

Oh, okay, well, get it done and go to bed.

Text me when you get to the airport in the morning or when you lay it.

Okay.

All right, bye. Bye. I finally got done packing around 930. Maybe I should go ahead and meet Stephanie at

Kilroy's.

Nah. By the time I watched my ass, get dressed, and drive all the way out to Broad Ripple, it'll be too late.

Plus, I can't stand in Bitchishiva anyway, so I'll just chill at the house till I pass out.

I slouch down on the couch, pick up my phone, and proceed to get on the

ground. As I'm scrolling, I come across the picture of Stephanie at the bar with her two

annoying-ass co-workers's fine to all chocolate brother. His name was

at the Andre 3K. I click his name and luckily his page was open. I scroll through a few picks and

hmm not bad. I could always use some more eye candy on the gram so I followed

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