The following is an at-will presentation.

My secret is that I am a grown woman, a Gen Xer, with my own children, and I still, when I am in a pool, in any body of water, feel like jaws is going to come up from below and eat me.

And I do not tell us to anybody.

It's a secret shame of mine that I just cannot shake that phobia

from back in the 70s when I first saw the movie.

I'm Dan Ham.

And I'm Dahlia Beda.

We're your hosts as we navigate the deep waters of humanity.

And listen to the stories no one ever tells.

You are entering the secret room.

Today we're going to do something a little special.

We're going to go live to Ben, who's at Wisdom, a little dive bar on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., where secrets abound.

Hey, Ben, can you hear me?

Yes, I can.

How are the chicken strips?

Well, I'm working, so I haven't been eating yet.

And stop making me so hungry.

Chicken.

I don't want to get the equipment greasy.

Well, it's very exciting here at Wisdom.

There's a hush across the crowd as everybody's getting ready to hear a live secret.

Yeah, right, Ben. It does not sound quiet.

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