Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies, Doug loves movies coming to you from

a hotel room in Houston, Texas.

On Monday, October 10th, 2 Oceans 11, Columbus Day, yay. My guest today is no stranger

to this podcast. Please welcome Sean Jordan. Oh, that's good. You gave yourself a welcome

noise. Nobody else is here to do it. Because that is weird for me when it's just a two

of us in a hotel room for me to be saying welcome you, but I don't know how to say it.

I guess I could say I'm here with Sean Jordan. Hey Sean. What's up? You participated

in what I like to call the how high is too high episode last week at the Helium Comedy

Club in Portland, Oregon. The show that at Kevin J. Mills tweeted, he tweeted about it saying

how stone is Doug Benson in his latest podcast. It's like a Michael Jackson phone call to his

doctor. So it's pretty good. Oh, see, I knew something like this might happen. The room

next door has to have a vacuum floor. It's weird to me that they vacuum the floor of every

room you stay in after you stay. They're like, I rarely do anything that needs to be vacuumed

up. If you use my footsteps, it's yeah, I throw everything in the actual garbage. I,

you know, maybe occasionally I'll eat like a quaker oats, nature bar or something that's

kind of crumbly and some of it'll get in the I spill, but that's in the bed. I set my

plate. It was half full of shit. And so I set this part that was half full on the part

of the dresser that isn't the dresser. So I set it down straight onto the floor. You

can see the salsa and shit over there. I ate it anyways. All right. Well, so they're

going to have to vacuum. Yeah. But in my room, they don't have to bother. If I were, you

know, person cleaning rooms, I would look around and assess whether or not vacuuming

needed to happen. I guess you'd get in trouble if you didn't vacuum, but let's say you're

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