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Brain Leak

Sean Fainted On the Toilet and Got a Black Eye

Brain Leak

Wood Elf Media

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week on an all new Brain Leak, it’s the big one…the one you’ve all been waiting for since…last week. Sean finally shares one of the biggest s#!t stories of his young life. Also, wouldn’t you know it…Ethan has one to share too! — Brain Leak is Brought to You By... NordVPN: To grab our HUGE discount off your NordVPN plan go to http://www.NordVPN.com/BRAIN Marine Layer: Go to http://www.MarineLayer.com/Brain15 to get 15% off your entire order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back everybody we need more energy why okay no I agree I don't

0:26.6

know I like her hand smells so good they smell like soap water I just

0:32.4

showered how do you feel showered yeah you smell all clean look all clean I do

0:38.1

hair is not quite yet dry got hair of the dog yeah I'm a white dog wet dog you

0:44.2

don't smell like a wet dog I do depends on what the dogs be swimming in

0:48.2

I guess you're obviously swimming in laundry detergents and soapy wool then maybe

0:53.2

smooth like a good wet dog penny Ethan had his first Sunday roast today guys

1:00.2

big day for me talk about your experience talk us through it what did you

1:03.8

think a Sunday roast was well man so for all of you audio listeners I'm

1:09.8

over here in the UK over in Brighton and yeah all of you guys watching yeah he

1:15.8

could have been anywhere I could have been anywhere in the world but it was you

1:20.8

me Evelyn and then PJ and Sophie yes and we went out to a nice little pub and we

1:28.3

had a Sunday roast a little bit it was wonderful a beef beef beef roast 32 day

1:36.6

aged dry aged beef roast it shouldn't have been veiled in 32 is 32 days old what 32

1:47.8

day is that what I said 32 ages old 32 years old 32 days old I'm just messing with you

1:54.0

okay I got worried a day aged beef yes as in it was kill and then aged for 32 days I would

2:00.3

make it the joke that it was very young which I didn't realize that veal I got

2:04.9

veal and medicine mixed up yeah because I thought that veal was deal but anyway we went

2:11.4

and had the roast it had all the fixings with it it had the carriage it had the

2:17.0

mesh it had cabbage yeah some other vegetable it was more cabbage it was like pickled

2:24.5

the yeah and then a Yorkshire pudding a little put on top which I didn't realize until I came

2:30.9

to the table that Yorkshire pudding is not what I would think of putting which is like the

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