Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

I'm a stadium.

Coming to you for the first time from Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo, New York.

That's right. You can feel the gas.

Why is there two empty seats right up front? How did that happen? Are they with you?

Because you're just stretching out on one of them. Yeah, you're going to enjoy it.

Put your feet up on one of those chairs. It's Tuesday, August 2, 2016.

And press me with your name tags, Buffalo. I knew there would be a lot of them.

You guys are always good when I come here for stand-up shows.

What is it to the future? Nick, Nick to the future.

I think there's another back to the future that I saw on Twitter today.

Honey, I shrunk the Kim. Good job, Kim. There's even people in the front row that don't have name tags.

How do you work so hard to be up front and then not bother to scribble your name on to some movie poster?

That's shocking. What's another one that I could see? It's so funny they're not in the front row.

And what I said, front row, I thought of Scooby-Doo.

All right, good job, everybody. Go ahead and hide them for now.

Someone will pick you or they won't.

I don't know why my guests picked the name tags that they picked.

Somebody sent one to me on Twitter today. That was a picture. They changed it so it was me.

But it was like a pot brownie or a regular brownie. But like a brownie was taped to it. Are you here?

Yeah. Yeah, the pot brownie guys, way in the back. That makes sense.

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