Good morning, everybody.

Welcome to another episode of HockBlogger Mornings.

I am Brian Mouser.

You can find me and this show all over the place where you get your podcasts, Spotify, Apple Podcasts,

whether you get a YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, all over the place at Hawk Blogger.

It's a Saturday.

And that means we get to talk to our good pal, Jeff Simmons, who is actually in the United States.

And I think he's getting treated to some of that U.S. Internet, man.

You're coming through crystal clear.

I know. For better or worse, you can actually see my face clearly right now.

And you can see like the skin tone of me properly. Yeah, this might be an American Internet thing.

I get some sun going on in the background. There's a golf course right behind me.

Yeah. It's a good time right now. Yeah, you look like you're living it up.

It's all for the better, my friend.

I have to start before we get into all our stuff.

I've been saying on the show this week that something that's not correct.

And I've got to correct myself because I heard from a listener about this.

And everyone's been getting their YouTube recaps of how many videos

and what percent, you know, listener they are.

And I've been saying that the top listener had watched 627 videos, which is crazy.

And I was wrong.

It turns out I will not say who this person is because they might want to

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