Hello, hello, gentle listeners. I just wanted to let you all know that we are currently

raising funds for Season 2 of Death by Dying. If you want to get in on some killer rewards

and exciting new stretch goals, like bonus episodes and a Ballygo Backward Boy's, go to deathbydyingpod.com slash donate.

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Before we dive into the dark and stormy trenches of today's episode, I wanted to tell you all about an amazing

new fiction podcast called Margaret's Garden. Everton was a suburban paradise that promised safety

and happiness for all of its residents, but now it's abandoned, and something has gone very, very,

very wrong. This surreal horror story from the singular mind of Pacific Obadiah and the bloody

disgusting podcast network is out of this world and into another one.

It's somewhere between the Twilight Zone and the artwork of Sean Tan,

at once beautiful, dreamlike, and deeply unsettling.

I can't wait to keep listening.

You can listen to Margaret's Garden,

wherever you find your podcasts, and make sure to leave them a kind review for us while you're there.

And now, I'm proud to present the SCP Archives, Death by Dying, crossover, sequel you've all been waiting for.

The Case of the Phantom Unicycle.

Item number, S-CP, object class.

Continuing to ignore, like my growing debt from my addiction to the pony races. Never bet on

Stalian McGee. Oh, Stalian McGee. The following are my best friend, I mean, Dr. Ken Kiths, field notes from his latest excursion to the town of Crestfall, Idaho.

He received word that he must return immediately when an old case subject resurfaced with ominous message,

Beware the one-wheeled wonder.

Naturally, Ted packed his overnight duffel bag, the one with a little purple ducks on it.

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