Nah, but not excited.

Not excited, though.

Neither am I, bro.

And my dorms are fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Like, I walked in, I was in my car, right? Blast in the AC because it's 90 in East Lansing right now. 90 and fucking human. There was dry lightning last night.

No freaking the fuck I was like god damn you gotta be kidding me and mosquitoes everywhere but that's besides the point So I like blasting the AC in my car I got out of my car it's not quite humid enough outside

So I didn't have to worry about anything I was just high at sun's beating on me. I walk into my residence hall soon as I walk in, bam, foggy glasses. It's just sticky in there. It's atrocious. I was sticky all day, sticky all last night, be taking like two showers. Oh my God. You got to wonder like you pay, I don't know, $6,000 a semester for housing.

Yes. Where is that money going? Not to AC. Literally not to an AC. They're just non-existent. Fans that blow hot air. Yeah. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Climate change needs to calm down. For real. This is like the hottest it's been all summer. I think last like 10 years, seven years, something like that, every summer has been the hottest on record. No, literally. Because I think I see like Bernie tweet about it each year. It's like this July was the hottest July on record. And you can just see it goes back since like 2011. And it's like it's just because climate change. Like what happens to the seasons? We know that it's not elimination of winter seasons. Like global warming is not the elimination of cold weather. It's that the mediums go away. We will only have the two extremes. And we are literally seeing that right now. Like that cold snap in Texas, that like obliterated the entire state. Facts. Facts. Except for Ted Cruz. Literally obliterated the power grid.

Yeah.

But that's not on today's list of topics.

No. But no, it's just, dude, it's insane.

It's literally almost September and it's 90 degrees.

It's awful.

I hate it so much.

It's the hottest it's been all summer here in Michigan.

I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, I was about to say, like, we're in the northern hemisphere.

Like, why is this happening? And Michigan's pretty far north. Michigan's always been like bipolar with it, but damn. Yeah, stupid hot. You can't even walk to classes anymore. I can't deal with it. I'm so glad I got a medical exemption for air conditioner. Yeah, it don't even matter though.

He just overpowers,

I still could not sleep last night.

I was so hot just wanted to die. exemption for air conditioner. Yeah. It don't even matter, though. That's what he just overpowers.

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