Coming to you from beautiful and surprisingly sunny at least for now Edinburgh, it's the political orphanage, a refuge for

smart and funny people who are generally allergic to group thing. I'm your

host Andrew Heaton and if I stay here any longer I will seriously damage my

glottal stop. The political orphanage is sponsored by The Miracle of Life Amusement Park, an entire theme park dedicated to the wonders of conception and childbirth,

for parents who feel uncomfortable describing that sort of thing to their kids, but also promised they'd go to six flags.

Now, even if you didn't want to learn about what contractions are,

or what it means when a woman is dilated two inches or ten,

this would still be a fantastic amusement park.

Let me tell you why.

First, it has roller coasters and water slides.

Most parks I've been to are either one or the other,

but not the miracle of life

amusement park. Bring a bathing suit my friend because you'll need it when you

whiz down the super fun 60 foot high fallopian tubes. Why not grab the whole family? Hop on the log ride and

plunge into the critically acclaimed and very educational birth canal. If you

visit this summer, don't worry. I know it's's hot but there's an air-conditioned

arcade where you can play the very popular sperm race game or the classic

mrs packman is ovulating I don't think I've seen that since the 70s isn't

that amazing that's vintage well done

For reasons I don't fully understand

You're not allowed to wear a seatbelt on the roller coaster if you're Catholic.

I don't know what that's about.

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