Game is Big Dubby 206803 Rock. Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. Hello, Scott. Welcome to the Mendrew. Big Dummy! Oh, yeah. Scott, you on Team Sober, Team Not Sober. Team sober, let's call it that. All right. Let's call it that. Okay. Let's call it that. I'm not sure what that means, Scott. It's for legal purposes. I know what it means.

All right, Scott, for one that. Okay. Let's call it that. I'm not sure what that means, Scott.

It's for legal purposes.

I know what it means. All right, Scott, for one year, you're going to have sex to one of these Christmas tunes. He's taking holly jolly Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, Grandma got run over by a reindeer or blue Christmas. Oh, that's good with Elvis. Elvis. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, yeah, a good one, Elvis. Elvis. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Scott.

You got me in the mood.

All right, Scott.

Here is your question.

Lilliput, the fictional miniature island in Gulliver's Travels,

is at war with another island over the correct way to do what?

Wow. I thought I knew that story.

So he gets to the island, all the little people are there. They pointed, there's another island of little people, and they've been at war because there's a severe disagreement on how to do a very basic thing.

Slow cook meat.

Hey, thank you for the guests.

You're pretty close.

Is it like peanut butter and jelly?

Yeah, it is food.

How to do... I forget this one, man.

How to boil an egg.

Oh.

They're at war and have been at war for years over the proper way.

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