I don't think it's honest to say I'm not kissing her because, you know, of the fruit of the loom or...

It's seven fruits of whatever.

F*** off, you big, holy bastard.

It's like, I think that's're talking

season seven episode four of welcome to plathville i feel like this is maybe like season one of a whole

new show we're at a complete rebrand and things were happening that i never expected or could have

predicted when we first laid our eyes on all of

these blonde people, but let's get into it. Let's get into it. Lydia is getting all dolled up

in the mirror, putting her lipstick on, letting us know that she's going on a date with her father, Barry. This is a fake out,

of course. She's going to be getting engaged. This is a surprise engagement. But, like, is it?

Is it? I mean, I just feel like, okay, yeah, Barry is supposed to be taking her out to dinner, but she really is guessied up.

For those of you who watch Summer House, like, it is kind of giving she wore shoulder pads to the ocean.

She knew she was getting engaged.

But it's fine.

It's like, fine.

I just feel like, I don't believe the surprise, but I also don't like see why it really matters to them.

You know, like, we already know that this relationship has been mapped out.

You already have the efficient, the location, the reason why you're getting married.

We all know this.

So, I mean, I guess you have to have like one, quote, unquote, traditional element to this whole situation.

Because even for like Christians, it's a little bit unique.

You know what I really would love to see later this season or next season, if there is one?

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