Schumer Shutdown | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 893 – 10/1/2025

In the Litter Box

Jewels Jones & Catturd

News Commentary, News, Politics

4.7 • 621 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The I'm going to be. I'm going to I'm going to I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Hello, hello, hello. Today is Wednesday, October 1st,
1:16.8	2005 episode number 893. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification
1:25.3	button so you know when we go live on this show.
1:29.4	You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
1:33.8	Hey there, Kat. How are you?
1:36.2	Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1:37.5	You're back in the box.
1:39.0	I got a little bit of a voice left, but not much.
1:41.4	I know. It was quite an event.
1:43.2	I am so excited for you guys. Really.
1:46.5	So much fun. Oh, man. I wish you could have been there. You need to come to one.
1:51.6	I probably will. I got a, I have the little jealous streak, you know, when I was watching all of you
1:56.8	having such a great time and I was seeing the pictures buzzing around. Renee McCurry sent me a few of them like,
2:02.6	hmm, that looks like so much fun.
2:05.8	It really did look.
2:07.4	People get there pretty much Friday now and just stay wasted all weekend until the show.
2:15.1	Well, and everything's within walking distance.
2:19.7	So it's not like you need me as a designated driver.
2:27.8	No. No. I used to say at a certain motel, nobody stayed there. Now, every single person just about comes a turdstock stays there.
2:34.9	The lounge is full till late. You can just stumble up to your room. Oh, that's so much fun. Well, we certainly missed you yesterday. That is for sure. We had a good time. We had a lot of things that we were discussing,
2:39.1	and we knew that there was a government shutdown that was looming. And here we are.
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