Schulz Is A DAD, Taylor Swift Wins Super Bowl, & Putin Tucker Interview Reaction

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Whats good family, Schulzy explains what its like becoming a papa, why Taylor Swift is being targeting by everyone, the Super Bowl conspiracies, and Putins interview with Tucker. INDULGE! 00:00 SCHULZY HAD A BABY! 38:30 Andrew can breathe now - stress-free 42:07 Andrew can’t relax + paternity leave is a scam 47:11 Push present for doing what you should be doing 48:40 Super Bowl - Mahomes is truly the goat 58:42 Taylor Swift didn’t get her ring + unwarranted hate 1:03:05 Usher = incredible + racism is real 1:10:58 Whites are winning + Usher v Diddy 1:14:41 Biden leaning in + Vying for Taylor 1:20:18 Putin = controlled desperation? USAid & how politicians make money? 1:36:46 Migration issues in NY? Border politics 1:50:05 Managerial class + US letting in too much info? Macro v micro issues 2:06:44 Mark no longer scared of bears 2:09:00 Rogan getting that Spotify bag + audiobooks too 2:22:23 Mark rocked by reincarnation 2:25:17 Shane Gillis’ Biblical return + lost everything & gained it all back + more

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to Flager and I and a kid.
0:02.8	Yeah, let's fucking go!
0:06.1	Gang gang!
0:07.8	How you feeling dude?
0:08.8	Ah, feel great man. Everybody, her name is Shiloh, daughter, of seven ounces full head of hair her mother's nose for everybody
0:16.7	Yeah, I'm not gonna lie I was actually I didn't tell you guys this I went to do a 3D scan or whatever when it was in the belly
0:24.5	So they can like give you these very realistic pictures of what the baby looks like and Emma gave it to me for my birthday for for my 40th birthday, so it was like a beautiful gift.
0:35.3	But we went there and I got to get the image.
0:39.7	I don't know if it was her face was pushed up against her nose was huge it was to the point where we
0:49.2	were like all right well we can do something about it later.
0:52.5	Like, like, for like weeks, I was like,
0:56.2	and I asked the technician who did it.
0:58.6	You put, right, it was bad.
1:01.6	It was like half the size of her.
1:05.0	It might have been point five.
1:08.0	It might have been point five.
1:09.0	Bro, it had to be something.
1:10.0	And you're blaming yourself.
1:11.0	Of course I'm blaming myself.
1:12.0	I'm blaming myself. I'm just nose is a tiny little button nose.
1:14.0	The nose is taking half of the kid's head.
1:17.0	And I asked the technician, and I go, hey, this sounds horrible.
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