Wait Spencer, what was the one you said you were going to share yours but you had to have like five drinks first?

Uh, I think that was the time I was crossing a river and I was hitting the head with a rock.

What?

Yeah, I was gonna see.

Were you fording a river to school?

Uh, no, no. We were playing at a, like, at a pretty good size creek slash subsidiary of the Harper Thropper.

Oh, I don't know. We had creek disasters.

No, and I looked up and this guy named John and was like, hey, and I looked up and the rock was already like inbound.

And it was like a flat spinning rock and I hit me right here.

And I was hit and fell face first into the water.

And I think they thought they killed me.

Yeah.

And I really did know where I was, but I was just out enough to wear when I hit the water.

Mm-hmm.

Right? I hit the water and I think I did some bubbling and some like snorting and got up and went back in and the teacher was like, hey, what's wrong with your head?

And why are you wet?

And I was like, I got hit in the head with the rock and John threw it at me.

She's like, oh, that's crazy. You all turn to page 73.

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