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All Up Innes

School Days

All Up Innes

Josh Innes

News, Comedy, Sports, Entertainment News

2.4526 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Do you miss school? I know this is totally random and I honestly don't recall how I got on this topic. But, let's talk about grade school. Let's talk about those tri-fold sleep mats. Let's talk about trapper keepers. Let's talk pencils.

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0:00.0

All right, everybody, welcome in.

0:02.4

All up, Dennis.

0:03.5

What's shaken here at 422 in the a.m.

0:07.8

As we prepare for another day.

0:10.7

Hey, I actually took a nap yesterday because I wanted to make sure I was able to stay up for Monday night football and enjoy it.

0:17.5

So I was able to take a nap.

0:19.2

And I don't know how long I nap, maybe an hour, maybe an

0:21.4

hour and a half, but actually it was helpful. Who knew that sleeping when you never sleep is a

0:27.6

helpful thing? I would have never guessed it. But it's like the first time I've ever been able to

0:33.0

nap, probably since I was, you know, a wee boy and you'd go to school and they made you,

0:37.6

maybe when they made you bring those trifold mats, that there's no way they were comfortable.

0:42.1

Like current yoga mats are probably more comfortable than the mats they had us laying on when we were kids.

0:47.1

I even think it was part of the school supply list.

0:49.6

I think you had to, like you get a backpack and pencils and wide-ruled paper and erasers and and pencil sharpeners

0:58.7

and everything that was part of the school supply list. And then you had to get that trifold

1:03.4

mat that the kids would lay on it. But they're like torture. Let me see if those things still

1:08.6

exist. Trifold mat for kids. I'm sure they still

1:13.6

exist. There they are. But they, those mats look a lot more comfortable. It's this

1:18.9

Kinder mat brand new unused nap mat. That mat looks a lot more comfortable. You will never

1:25.5

convince me that that fluffy ass mat is the same mat that

1:29.2

we were sleeping on when we were kids. There's no way. Hold on. Let me play a couple of commercials

1:33.8

and we'll get into some more stuff. Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

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