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Welcome, one at all.

Here, out there, all around the world to the late show, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

Let's start off.

I was right up the bean, shout out to my fellow Catholics, because today is Ash Wednesday.

This year, this year, for Lent, I'm giving up and this is true, peanut M&Ms.

And Tucker Carlson is giving up trying to bang the green one.

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