ScathingAtheist 209: Nephi Fo Fum Edition

The Scathing Atheist

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Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

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🗓️ 16 February 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Nephi’s brothers will try to kill him half a dozen more times, a porn website teaches Mormons what binders of women should really look like, and Violets turn out not to be blue, which is probably why we call them violets. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies --- Headlines: Stupid Starbucks boycott didn’t work again: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/boycottstarbucks-campaigns-dont-hurt-the-bottom-line/ http://www.snopes.com/2017/01/30/starbucks-to-hire-10000-refugees/ Donald Trump removed witchcraft from the White House: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/09/pastor-lance-wallnau-donald-trump-removed-the-spirit-of-witchcraft-from-the-white-house/ Dave Daubenmire: "Kids who go to public schools are spiritually raped." http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/11/dave-daubenmire-christians-who-send-their-kids-to-public-school-are-allowing-spiritual-rape/ Satan and Barack Obama are leading a rebellion against Trump: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/08/rick-wiles-satan-and-barack-obama-are-leading-a-rebellion-against-donald-trump/ Town cancels Valentine's Day dance due to law that forbids dancing near a church: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/10/oklahoma-town-cancels-valentines-day-shindig-due-to-ordinance-that-forbids-dancing-near-a-church/ Xhamster sends people in Utah to sex ed because lawmakers reject bill: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/10/since-lawmakers-rejected-a-sex-ed-bill-xhamster-is-directing-utah-viewers-to-a-pg-13-sex-ed-series/ --- This Week in Misogyny: OK law would ban abortion unless the “father” agrees: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/14/oklahoma-republican-proposes-legislation-to-ban-abortions-unless-the-father-approves-it/ Orrin Hatch on silencing Elizabeth Warren: “Think of Jeff Sessions’ wife!” http://www.vox.com/identities/2017/2/8/14546960/elizabeth-warren-jeff-sessions-orrin-hatch-think-of-his-wife

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0:00.0	Warning, if you're offended by vulgar language, you should stop listening to this podcast.
0:05.6	You were warned, motherfuckers.
0:07.4	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by lootcrate.com and by our
0:14.1	new Donald Trump nickname contest.
0:16.6	Today's winning entry is the Un-American Dream Cycle, presumably because his orange end
0:22.5	seems to hate brown people.
0:24.1	If you dis your favorites with the hashtag SkatingPotusNickname and you could be the next winner.
0:30.2	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:32.4	My name's Nathan Facer from Utah Valley, Utah.
0:36.7	And I'm here to tell you that all the Mormon prophets did in fact evolve from filthy monkey
0:42.3	men.
0:43.3	Oh, and their wives too.
0:59.2	It's Thursday.
1:07.6	It's February 16th.
1:09.6	And the real scandal is why the FBI was looking on my hard drive in the first place.
1:14.0	Right?
1:15.0	I'm no illusions.
1:17.0	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:18.4	I'm Heathen Ray.
1:19.4	And from New York, New York, and secret layer Pennsylvania.
1:23.5	This was The Skating Atheist.
1:25.8	On this week's episode, Nephi's brothers will try to kill him half a dozen more times.
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