ScathingAtheist 209: Nephi Fo Fum Edition
The Scathing Atheist
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🗓️ 16 February 2017
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, Nephi’s brothers will try to kill him half a dozen more times, a porn website teaches Mormons what binders of women should really look like, and Violets turn out not to be blue, which is probably why we call them violets.
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Headlines: Stupid Starbucks boycott didn’t work again: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/boycottstarbucks-campaigns-dont-hurt-the-bottom-line/ http://www.snopes.com/2017/01/30/starbucks-to-hire-10000-refugees/ Donald Trump removed witchcraft from the White House: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/09/pastor-lance-wallnau-donald-trump-removed-the-spirit-of-witchcraft-from-the-white-house/ Dave Daubenmire: "Kids who go to public schools are spiritually raped." http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/11/dave-daubenmire-christians-who-send-their-kids-to-public-school-are-allowing-spiritual-rape/ Satan and Barack Obama are leading a rebellion against Trump: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/08/rick-wiles-satan-and-barack-obama-are-leading-a-rebellion-against-donald-trump/ Town cancels Valentine's Day dance due to law that forbids dancing near a church: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/10/oklahoma-town-cancels-valentines-day-shindig-due-to-ordinance-that-forbids-dancing-near-a-church/ Xhamster sends people in Utah to sex ed because lawmakers reject bill: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/10/since-lawmakers-rejected-a-sex-ed-bill-xhamster-is-directing-utah-viewers-to-a-pg-13-sex-ed-series/
This Week in Misogyny: OK law would ban abortion unless the “father” agrees: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/14/oklahoma-republican-proposes-legislation-to-ban-abortions-unless-the-father-approves-it/ Orrin Hatch on silencing Elizabeth Warren: “Think of Jeff Sessions’ wife!” http://www.vox.com/identities/2017/2/8/14546960/elizabeth-warren-jeff-sessions-orrin-hatch-think-of-his-wife
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, if you're offended by vulgar language, you should stop listening to this podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | You were warned, motherfuckers. |
| 0:07.4 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by lootcrate.com and by our |
| 0:14.1 | new Donald Trump nickname contest. |
| 0:16.6 | Today's winning entry is the Un-American Dream Cycle, presumably because his orange end |
| 0:22.5 | seems to hate brown people. |
| 0:24.1 | If you dis your favorites with the hashtag SkatingPotusNickname and you could be the next winner. |
| 0:30.2 | And now The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:32.4 | My name's Nathan Facer from Utah Valley, Utah. |
| 0:36.7 | And I'm here to tell you that all the Mormon prophets did in fact evolve from filthy monkey |
| 0:42.3 | men. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, and their wives too. |
| 0:59.2 | It's Thursday. |
| 1:07.6 | It's February 16th. |
| 1:09.6 | And the real scandal is why the FBI was looking on my hard drive in the first place. |
| 1:14.0 | Right? |
| 1:15.0 | I'm no illusions. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:18.4 | I'm Heathen Ray. |
| 1:19.4 | And from New York, New York, and secret layer Pennsylvania. |
| 1:23.5 | This was The Skating Atheist. |
| 1:25.8 | On this week's episode, Nephi's brothers will try to kill him half a dozen more times. |
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