ScathingAtheist 206: Schindler's Fist Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, everyone instantly forgets that 3 Doors Down exists again, Gwyneth Paltrow explains how a paperweight is a lot like an IUD, and I’ll run around the earth backwards until I’m absolutely certain that doesn’t reverse time. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies --- Guest Links: To hear Eli on Serious Inquiries Only, click here: http://seriouspod.com/ --- Headlines: Inauguration filled with religious bullshit: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/01/22/pastor-robert-jeffress-donald-trump-had-the-most-prayers-of-any-inauguration-in-history/ CIA Documents show agency once believed Uri Geller had actually magic powers: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/01/20/new-documents-show-the-cia-once-believed-mentalist-uri-geller-really-had-special-psychic-powers/ Cabinet appointees continue to be Christian lunatics: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/01/trumps-epa-pick-anti-science-christian-extremist/ http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/01/senate-confirms-dangerous-christian-extremist-cia-director/ Trump reinstates global gag rule: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-global-gag-rule_us_58822355e4b070d8cad1f774 Gwyneth Paltrow is now selling jade vagina eggs: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/01/18/uh-oh-gwyneth-paltrow-is-dispensing-terrible-vagina-advice-again-2/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast advocates nonviolence, and apparently that's controversial
0:05.0	now. We also say fuck.
0:07.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist was brought to you by Louisapren.com, a better
0:13.6	way to cook, and by the new fighting game for legally venting your frustration with the
0:19.9	alt-right.
0:21.0	Bellable exclusively from Richard Spencer's gifts, its Reikham Sockham robots, where it's
0:27.5	okay to punch a Nazi.
0:30.3	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:32.3	Hi, I'm Alex, and I'm 13.
0:35.1	When I first met Eli, he invited me to do hookers and blow.
0:38.2	I don't know about that, but I do know that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy, monkey
0:43.6	men.
0:57.5	It's Thursday.
1:05.7	It's January 26th.
1:07.7	And the EPA never tweeted me back anyway.
1:10.4	I'm no illusions.
1:12.3	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:13.8	I'm Heathen Wright.
1:14.8	And from New York, New York, Secret Lair, Pennsylvania.
1:19.2	This Skating Atheist.
1:21.6	On this week's episode, everyone instantly forgets that three doors down exists again.
1:27.1	And if Baltro explains how a paperweight is a lot like an IUD.
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