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Scary Hours Episode: Mr. Potato Head Found Dead In Miami Apartment

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, it's Teresa Judeis and I'm so excited to announce the Namaste bitches are going on tour.

0:06.4

What, what? Oh my gosh Teresa and Melissa Feister, that's me. We are bringing the party to film

0:12.6

our Silver Springs on Friday, November 11th. So get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.

0:20.8

It's the Namaste bitches live and in person and DC. How dope is that? We can't wait to see you.

0:29.5

Namaste bitches live and DC. Get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.

0:36.3

I was being honest, I said you should tell your boy. Do you? Yeah.

0:41.3

But guys getting 30 pounds. I did fat. But that's man mode, dude. It's a double edge on Tondra.

0:48.0

It is. It's a double standard, dude. It's like the same thing like, dude, if you decide to date

0:55.4

a chick and she's at whatever weight, I feel like I can't say anything. It's up to you,

1:01.7

whatever you like. But if you're dating this chick, she puts on 30 hell beads. I feel like that

1:09.8

gives me to be like, yo, what's going on? Well, to be fair, if anyone gains 30 pounds, you should

1:16.1

talk to them. No, but that's what I'm saying. No, it's not like a fat-chaming thing. It's like, yo,

1:20.0

what's good? Look, are you okay? I got a chili's lot. Yeah, like, like, you're ordering

1:25.2

from your door to action chilies every night. Yeah, I think in any case, if someone,

1:30.2

if someone gains that much weight, you should always say so. Yeah, even if you're boy gains

1:36.2

that much weight, you bet. Yeah, if I'm one of my friends getting 30 pounds, dude,

1:41.6

what the fuck's going on? Because you're fat right now. Yo, do you know how much 30 pounds is?

1:46.8

It's like 30 pound dumbbell heavy. Yeah, it goes right to your stomach. It's like liquid.

1:53.9

For guys, it is a double entendre. You wouldn't be able to notice it is easy. It's like,

1:59.2

because there is double standings in life. They're just it. I'm sorry. It's like, it's like Obama

2:04.0

being a public speaker. Like, how come Obama? I'm political, non-racist. How come Obama

2:11.3

is considered a good public speaker when he goes, uh, every two seconds. What if I was doing this

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