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Contained herein are the heresies of Radolf Burntwine, erstwhile monk turned

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Welcome to Rachel Uncensored, the only place on the internet you can find an

uncensored version of me. I am Rachel Ballinger and I'm going solo today.

I had an episode planned with my beautiful, amazing, gorgeous girlfriend,

Abigail, but a couple days ago we woke up with a cold. Two days, yesterday.

It was yesterday. You don't care.

The timeline doesn't matter.

Do you ever do that where you just like keep correcting yourself on something that literally does not matter?

We both have cold.

It's not hitting me as hard, but I also don't want anyone coming over to catch our cold and Abby is hitting her a little bit harder and she can't really get off the couch.

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