"Scarlett Johansson Threw the First Brick at Stonewall" (with Guy Branum)

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4.6 • 10K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Amber Tamblyn tries to claim Maxine Waters’ time. Robin Wright gets rid of her Kevin Spacey dead weight. Costco courts vegans. Trump turns SCOTUS into a game show. Plus, Guy Branum joins Ira, Kara, and Louis to figure out why Scarlett Johansson would rather play anyone but a white woman in movies.

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0:00.0	And we're here with an all new episode.
0:03.0	Keep it.
0:04.0	I am refreshed from Mexico.
0:07.0	I am Ira.
0:08.0	I am a plummet-eyed ghoul from Mexico.
0:11.0	I look like a Nick Nolte mug shot right now.
0:13.0	I am still Lewis but barely.
0:15.0	I'm Kara here and I survived the heat.
0:19.0	Did you have to go get an AC or did you already have one?
0:22.0	I already had one.
0:23.0	Dear Lord.
0:24.0	My God.
0:25.0	I live in Los Angeles.
0:27.0	There was a frenzy.
0:29.0	I already had an AC.
0:31.0	People were just uploading photos of MG stores.
0:36.0	I know a friend of mine had to go and get one from Home Depot.
0:40.0	Oh God.
0:41.0	Was it fun for even one second?
0:43.0	Did it look like the Santana Smooth video at all here?
0:45.0	Well, I was in water literally all weekend.
0:48.0	On Friday I was in a pool.
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