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First of all, recently when I've been dating, I have told a few people a fact about myself,

which is that every day, every day, at least one I Love Lucy moment happens to me.

Like, every single day, it can be big, small, but like, I'll tell you about my birthday, which was epic.

But on my birthday, I had dresses that were replicas of Scarface. They were stunning. They were perfect. I was exquisite in my own mind. And I went to go do my glotion, my loomy gloat. And I was like, oh my God, this is scary. because I knew I was like just going to put one dot on the brush and just like get it on my arms because it's like almost foolproof.

But nevertheless, I saw someone who works with me through the mirror because she was filming me through the mirror, and I looked in the mirror and I saw her eyes, like, go like saucers. And I had a glop of loomy glotion on my satin custom.

Like, I can't, like, trauma, okay?

So, every day, that's not the story I'm telling.

That'll be an aside.

But just, like, every day, at least one thing.

It could be my tit falls out.

Like, there's always something that is completely ridiculous.

Like, on my honeymoon, a gigantic, I don't know if you fucking call it an iguana or a lizard

if it's the size of a cat and it's not an exaggeration.

You can come back and watch the show.

Took a shit in my honeymoon hotel room.

Like, has anyone else in the history of mankind had an iguana poop like a dog in their honeymoon suite. So like every day

something. Okay. So the other day, I'm in Miami. I'm a very organized person and I've been through

a bunch of moves and renovations. And I always want to know that my storage unit is, it's just like

a small building storage unit what's in there because things just like land down there and live there. And I don't really want much down there because it's a, I don't believe in storage. It's just like the vortex. It's the abyss. It's the Loch Ness, Bermuda Triangle. It's just, I don't believe in it. So I told someone from my team to please just inventory what's in there,

take a picture, send it to me because I want to know because now all my moves are done.

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