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SB Classic! Tales from the Pit: Best Nemeses (Feat. Griffin Rowell)

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Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Griffin Rowell, Michael's oldest pal, joins him in the Pit to trace the shape of a friendship and hold fast to the weapons that help us ward off the darkness. Art by Seth Laster. Music by Abe Epperson. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

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0:00.0

Welcome to Tales from the Pit. This is your content warning. This episode I'll be speaking with my friend Griffin Rowell a bit like our episode last installment with Soren Bowie

0:11.1

Insofar as Griffin is someone who rarely, if ever, experiences depression.

0:16.0

But he's also my best friend and oldest friend.

0:19.0

So there's a lot to unpack and we touch on a lot of interesting topics. If I had to warn you up top I guess I'd say

0:26.8

tread lightly because Griffin is such an epic human being you might end up feeling like a bit of a failure by the end of the episode, but I hope not.

0:36.7

If you're ready, steal yourself for another tale from the pit. You're going to be. Oh, How do you define a BFF?

1:25.0

And I'm not talking about the botched full frontal that got me, and tragically 25 others, fired from a comedy site I will choose not to name because I've

1:35.2

forgotten the name. No that nudity needed no definition and indeed my naked body has none.

1:44.0

Definition, that is.

1:46.0

I'm talking about the other sort of BFF,

1:50.0

the best friend forever kind.

1:52.0

Is it something attainable, like our The Best Friend Forever Kind.

1:52.8

Is it something attainable, like a heart-shaped locket split in two pieces?

1:57.5

Oh my God, I just got that.

2:00.1

That is super symbolic.

2:01.6

Wow. Or is best friend forever ship a media fever dream,

2:07.0

like love or reliably delicious strawberries?

2:12.0

In the fullness of forevertude, is best friendship a quality that can be maintained?

2:18.0

Can a friend really hold down their spot at the head of that great top eight My Space friends pain in the sky,

2:27.0

long after anyone who knows what that concept referred to has turned to dust.

2:31.0

Maybe we all made a mistake assuing our flawless imaginary friends in

2:38.0

exchange for actual humans, full of secret delights, but also inevitable disappointments.

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