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Strange Bedfellows

SB 060 - "The Truth About Cats and Dogs"

Strange Bedfellows

Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring

Books, Arts

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Would you pass the cheese test? The carnage test? The sexy-book-to-read-over-the-phone test? Learn these truths about yourselves AND the truth about cats, dogs, and turtles by listening to this scintillating episode! Also, be careful out there, turtle havers. The thing about the thing is not a myth. You know what we're talking about.

Music credits:

“Showtime,” by Stockwaves

"Epic Romance," by Music Dog

Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp.

0:07.0

Dear diary, it is I, Mr. Marjorit.

0:14.0

As you know, that's how I start all my diary entries.

0:19.0

Diary?

0:20.0

You know that I am not one too.

0:22.0

Admit my mistakes normally, but I must confess to being an error.

0:27.0

No, no worse. I must confess to having acted out of hubris, out of foolish pride,

0:34.0

to making decisions that did not reflect the better angels of my nature,

0:38.0

and worse, that I put people I care about in danger.

0:42.0

For instance, when I released my robot sharks into the butterman secret hideout earlier today,

0:48.0

I never stopped even for a second to ask myself how that would make the butterman feel.

0:54.0

It's quite obvious from his reaction that the answer is not good.

1:00.0

And when I fired my prototype moon laser on the butterman's new butter refinery on a secret island off the coast of Argentina,

1:09.0

earlier this week, it never occurred to me how that would affect all the licensed cremesillers

1:14.0

going about their daily business in that refinery.

1:17.0

The jury is still out on that one though, as we haven't heard a peep from them.

1:21.0

So perhaps I can forgive myself for that.

1:24.0

But now, thanks to extensive work on myself through Better Helps Online Therapy,

1:29.0

I am changing my behavior for the better.

1:31.0

You will be so proud of me, Diary, when you see that the mind control device that I am building to brainwash the entire Earth's population

1:38.0

into being margarine obsessed drones has been paused,

1:41.0

until I can add a setting that would also ensure that they are happy.

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