This week, Saz-Yu travels deep into the American heartland for an in-depth analysis of our nation's great agricultural heritage.

What I hate is when I go to the grocery store, and I think I'm buying organic vegetables.

And when I get home, I find out that they're just ordinary donuts.

And in honor of America's great political heritage,

we also spend some time decoding presidential last names.

Wait a while.

Wait a minute.

He gets points for saying it wasn't Adlai-Stevens, and that's what happened?

No, no, no, no, no.

I said it wasn't.

Was it?

Oh.

Then it's cool.

And we examine the personal costs of self-expression.

Try to think out loud.

I did, but it hurt.

It's a President's Day celebration from Indiana,

featuring presidential quotations, presidential hopefuls,

and a primetime presidential surprise on Says You coming up next.

Welcome to Says You, a game of bluff and bluster, words and whimsy.

Support for Says You in Indiana comes from the Hobnob Corner Restaurant,

artisan inspired and family-owned since 1979, in the heart of Nashville, Indiana.

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