Sawbones: Tobacco
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2013
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.0 | It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.0 | We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.0 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.0 | Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four. |
| 0:33.0 | We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around. |
| 0:56.0 | The medicines, the medicines that escalate my crop for the mouth. |
| 1:03.0 | Wow! |
| 1:05.0 | Alright, and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I am your co-host Justin McAllroy. |
| 1:13.0 | And I'm Sydney McAllroy. |
| 1:15.0 | Sydney, you look extra fantastic today. What is going on with you? |
| 1:22.0 | Thank you, Justin. I must say you're looking pretty sexy today yourself. |
| 1:28.0 | So kind of you to say, dear. |
| 1:31.0 | I can only think there's one reason for that. |
| 1:33.0 | Is it my cigarette? |
| 1:35.0 | That's right. It's your cigarette. |
| 1:38.0 | Sydney I only spoke cable unfilted cigarettes because they are the ones that make you a man. |
| 1:47.0 | Or a woman. |
| 1:49.0 | So Sydney, the best thing that I've found about cigarettes is the health benefits, which my doctor has said. |
| 1:55.0 | I'm stressed out having trouble breathing in my tea zone. |
| 2:00.0 | I'm worried that I am not getting enough nicotine in that area. |
| 2:05.0 | And you're a doctor. I bet you can guess what he told me. |
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