Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello, we're reading Welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of Miss Guy in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Tyler McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

You know, I wasn't actually going to do my middle name. I thought to myself, it sounds a little pompous when I was editing, and then I just did it.

So maybe that just is me now. I felt dragged into it. So I'm resisting now.

I don't need to say all, you know, I don't really need a big flashy title. I just like to kind of let my work speak for itself.

It's just a person who corrects anybody who doesn't put doctor at the beginning.

That is not true. Don't say that. It's not true. But I'm not like that.

Not. No, yeah. Unless they call you Miss Justin McAroy, then you do.

Okay, then I would lose it. Yeah. No, I have a name. I have it. I am not just, you know, wife of Justin.

Sydney, I'm tired of eating beans.

Justin, we're tired of hearing about your diet.

Sydney, I'm tired of eating beans.

It's your own fault. It's your own fault. You fall into a classic, fat diet trap.

It's not fat diet. It's not fat diet.

You fall into a fat diet.

They are the slow carb lifestyle.

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