Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Some medicines, some medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Welcome to Saubones. I'm Aaron Ture, a Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your host Justin Tyler McElroy.

And I'm Sydney Smirl, McElroy.

The first ten times. Cute, all-grant.

So we already have a topic picked out for this episode. I mean, I hope we do.

And I have this, this is so good. It's really funny. Just let me get through.

And we thought that rather than us tell you what we thought or you thought.

Is that rather than us tell you what the subject of the episode is that you would tell us. Are you ready?

No, I didn't.

Okay, here we go. Are you ready?

Okay.

It's a bit, guys.

It's a bit. Just work with me. Okay.

The stars at night are big and bright.

Deep in the heart.

That's right, we're doing the clap.

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