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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2013

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: Be your own doctor! Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:33.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, some medicines, some medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

1:03.0

We're everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tour of misguided medicine.

1:09.0

I am your co-host Justin McAroy.

1:13.0

Hey, I'm Sydney.

1:15.0

Sit, stir. Backward sit. That's going on, babe.

1:18.0

Oh, just, you know, not... I'm not feeling too good today.

1:22.0

Don't sound great to me right now.

1:25.0

No. Just a little tummy pain. Just a little.

1:30.0

Let me feel right here. Let me see where it's in it.

1:33.0

Okay, that's bad. Whoa, my audio just spiked really bad. I'm sorry.

1:37.0

For those at home, Sydney did not mean to be in such mortal pain.

1:41.0

What's going on, sweetheart?

1:43.0

Please don't do that again.

1:44.0

I won't do that again. Just tell me what's wrong. We're going to get through this.

1:47.0

Well, is it gas?

1:50.0

No.

1:51.0

I know you like when I ask, is it gas?

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