Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Some medicines, some medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I am your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

Sid, we're coming up on November 8th. It's just around the corner.

Oh, big day.

Big day, it's my big special day. It's turning the big three-three.

What do you get when you turn 33?

Glass? Oh, it's the glass birthday.

No, I actually decided what I want and I know it took me a while and I've been revising a lot of lists.

But I think I finally know what it is. I think I finally put my finger on it.

Well, that's good because I buy you everything you tell me that you want and then you change your mind.

So it's a great ploy. What will we add to the list?

Well, here's what we'll add to the list. I want to meet Andy Rooney.

Andy Rooney?

Yeah, Andy Rooney from 60 minutes used to do these hysterical monologues.

And I want to meet him. It seemed like towards the end, everything was really confusing for Andy Rooney, everything in the world today.

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