Sawbones: Immortality

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.8 • 15.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2013

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: WE LIVE FOREVER. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

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0:00.0	Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:25.0	Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.
0:56.0	The medicines, the medicines that escalate my crop for the mouth.
1:03.0	Hello, everyone, and welcome to Zopp, a miracle tour of Miss Gayton.
1:12.0	I am your host, just a mapper.
1:17.0	I'm Sydney McElroy.
1:20.0	Welcome, Sydney.
1:22.0	I hate to even ask.
1:24.0	Yes, go on.
1:26.0	I'm going to, here we go. Why are you talking like that?
1:31.0	Sydney, I have become vampire.
1:35.0	I am now vampire, a child of the night.
1:41.0	You're a vampire now?
1:43.0	I am vampire, please.
1:45.0	In the tongue of my people, vampire.
1:49.0	In the tongue of vampire language.
1:52.0	What language is that that vampires speak?
1:54.0	It's actually vampire language.
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