Sawbones: Headaches
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2013
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.0 | It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.0 | We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.0 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.0 | Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four. |
| 0:33.0 | We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around. |
| 0:56.0 | Some medicines, some medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth. |
| 1:03.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tour of this guy at medicine. I'm here. I'm a co-host Justin McRoy. |
| 1:12.0 | And I'm Sydney McRoy. Are you okay, Justin? |
| 1:15.0 | Yes, yes, Sydney. I'm fine. I just, I have a headache. |
| 1:21.0 | Oh, I hate to hear that. I'm sorry. |
| 1:23.0 | And it seems to be all anybody's talking about right now. It's a top of Yahoo news. |
| 1:31.0 | Hashtag, Justin's headache. |
| 1:34.0 | Is it really? Because I thought it was like hashtag Walmart fights or something. |
| 1:38.0 | No, this headache has gone viral, Sydney. It's the biggest deal that is a deal right now. |
| 1:44.0 | And I think everybody is talking about it. |
| 1:47.0 | I can't just to be fair, Justin, every time you have an illness, whether it be real or imagined, you tend to think it is the biggest story going on. |
| 1:57.0 | It is. It's a headline news story. And here's the problem. |
| 2:02.0 | Mankind has no way of treating headaches. |
| 2:05.0 | Oh, is that so? |
| 2:07.0 | Yeah. Where did you read that? |
| 2:09.0 | You just have to live. That's something I know. That's something you know. |
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