Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my car for the mouth.

Wow, everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tumor of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy. Welcome to a very special holiday episode of Sawbones.

Probably the most special holiday of the year.

And of course we're talking about my birthday. It's today.

That's right, for real today.

For real today, right now, as you're here.

Right now in this very moment, Justin's age is changing as we speak.

He is transforming from, what are you turning 24 now? About 24?

Let's go with that.

Yeah, about 24 now.

Definitely. 33 years old.

Listen to that. Proud, loud and proud. Shout it out there.

No one's ever been this old ever.

Did you know that?

Oh, I, but are, I don't know, parents would disagree?

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