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We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, the medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tour of Nisguided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

I'm Sydney McAroy. We're in a full swing of Halloween now, and Sydney, I have great news. My costume is coming along wonderfully.

Oh, is it?

Yeah, I've got the wheelchair. I've got the cool cerebral helmet. I've got a suit. I'm going to be Professor X from X-Men Professor Charles Xavier.

Oh, that's definitely a cool costume.

Yeah, thanks. I thought so too. I mean, with days of future past coming out next year, I feel like I can get ahead of the rush.

What is that now? Is that a movie? Is that a video game?

It's new, it's film and the X-Men franchise.

Oh, okay. I didn't know that.

I am worried about one thing, though, with my costume.

What's that?

I'm not going to buy a bald cap.

Oh, so not the X-Men powers. You're not worried about that part. Like that you don't have any superpowers?

No, this is a costume. It's illusion. But I am worried about not having a bald head like Professor Charles Xavier.

So here's what I'm counting on that I'm going to start going bald.

Well, that's interesting, because when I married you, I was actually counting on the exact opposite.

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