Sawbones: Alcoholism
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2013
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.0 | It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.0 | We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.0 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.0 | Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four. |
| 0:33.0 | We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, the medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth. |
| 1:03.0 | Hello, everybody, and welcome to Sawbones, a barrel tour of misguided medicine. |
| 1:09.0 | I am your co-host, Justin McElroy. |
| 1:12.0 | I'm Sydney McElroy. Ho, ho, ho. |
| 1:15.0 | Ho, ho, it's a festive time of year, Sid. |
| 1:18.0 | That's right, it is, Justin. The stockings are hung by the chimney with care. |
| 1:22.0 | Well, I don't know that we took a lot of care. |
| 1:24.0 | I just threw them up there. Honestly, there's a hook. There's a nail. I just did it. |
| 1:29.0 | We do have an inflatable Santa in the front yard. |
| 1:31.0 | I did that with care. You did that wrong. You didn't get a hole in it. |
| 1:35.0 | I'm going to have to say not nearly as much care as my dad puts into his Christmas decorations. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah, it is impressive. If you are on 64, interstate 64, ride around. |
| 1:46.0 | I'm sure you all are and if you're not, get there right now. |
| 1:48.0 | Get there right now and your holiday travels. Ride around exit, I think, what is that? |
| 1:54.0 | Exit 10. |
| 1:56.0 | I don't know, exit 16. |
| 1:58.0 | I don't know how durable of our exit. Just look to your right and you will see... |
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