Hello, Marjorie, Barney and Jacob. I want to play a game. You have reviewed many movies

in your life, but with the release of Saw 6. I have a new cast for you. You have to

watch and review all of the movies in the Saw series. We need to talk, we need to think.

But be warned, these reviews will be filled with spoilers and the language used will offend

some people. But this is your cast. They will die. Make your choice.

Today, we're discussing Saw 3, starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, and Angus McFaden, directed

by Darren Lynn Boseman. I'm Arning, host of Not Playing. And I'm Marjorie and I'm hoping

this is all a test by Jake Saw. And I'm Jacob and I come from Los Angeles to the land

of Hollywood. So you have to trust what I'm saying. You're from the land that brought

us these movies. Yeah, I'm so proud of these movies. It brings a tear to my eye. And you

bring us most of the pornography in the world. And the thing is, I live in the valley. It's

not just the city. It's the actual like few square blocks. I live within those few square

blocks where most of the pornography is film, produce, manufacture, act, everything.

So we are talking about Saw 3. And in doing my research on this movie, I found out there

are three different cuts. There's the theatrical cut. There's the unrated cut. And then there's

the over two hours long director's cut. Now we saw the unrated cut. So did I. Okay, so

none of us have seen the director's cut, but we'll talk about it a little bit at the

end. They just kept getting longer. It's like Saw Uncut. You see, they just miss all these

puns they could do with the title. They're coming, I'm sure. And there's such clever

little writers. You think they catch that at least they think they're clever. And Saw

3 picks up immediately where Saw 2 left off with Donnie Wahlberg's detective Matthews locked

in a room and Shawnee Smith saying game over. We get all this audio to remind us where we were.

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