Sarah takes a break from another Bravo marathon and hits DoorDash to order a pizza bagel with a new recipe. And in a moment of kismet and mixed messaging, receives a new Bravoholic pal for the cloffice! She's joined by Jolenta Greenberg (comedian, pop culture critic, and host of the new pod "Hot Mess-terpiece Theatre"). They discuss measuring Katie vs. the universe on RHOC, what it means to be a 'con artist' on a cast with ever-changing bad acts, Jen vs. Tamra's 'singe white female' volley, a sneak preview of Julia and Martina's estrangement from Julia's kids (and how that intersects with Julia v. Guerdy), Dorinda's journey processing grief as rage, and a Bethenny moment of RHONY mess-terpiece theatre. Ryan hasn't yet worn a bedazzled jean jacket this season, and we're the lesser for it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 696! Support a fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ How to help victims of the Texas Floods: https://www.thecut.com/article/how-to-help-victims-texas-floods.html Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members.  NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy.  Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred. Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices