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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

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4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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First, Jack brings us Twitticisms (title not his choice). Next, Florida Governor Ron Desantis offers unvaccinated tennis star Novak Djokovic a possible "in" to the Miami Open...

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0:00.0	Save from the menace of diseased tennis players.
0:03.5	It's one more thing.
0:05.5	Armstrong and Getty.
0:06.7	One more thing.
0:09.4	And before we get to that, a series of witticisms from Twitter.
0:13.5	I did a bunch of these on the Armstrong and Getty radio show.
0:16.6	Twitticisms, if you will.
0:18.4	Wow, that hurt.
0:22.2	I made myself gag.
0:24.1	Some of these I'm just redoing so I can use the actual words, since on podcast you can
0:30.1	say anything, and I apologize if you're bothered by the salty language on any of these
0:33.4	or anything.
0:33.9	This is our favorite one.
0:36.0	Breaking news, a man was admitted to the hospital a day with 25 plastic toy horses inserted
0:41.5	in his rectum.
0:42.9	Doctors have described his condition as staple, which is just a flipping funny joke, man.
0:49.6	It cracked me up the first time I heard it.
0:51.9	My Life Alert bracelet says avenge me, which I think is really funny.
0:58.1	Boy, that's a thinking man's joke right there.
1:01.4	And women.
1:02.1	Sorry, Gales.
1:03.0	My apologies.
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