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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Nikki and Tom get stories about near death experiences, being famous and dating, mall zoos and balancing finances poorly as a comic from their guests. SUBSCRIBE NOW for the best stuff from You Up w/ Nikki Glaser and listen every Monday thru Thursday at 10am Eastern/7am Pacific on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM, channel 95! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Hey guys, welcome to the podcast of the You Up radio show.
0:08.0	That's not what it's called.
0:09.0	It's called You Up with Nicky Glazer, but this is the podcast version.
0:12.0	It's every day on Serious XM Monday through Thursday 10 to 12 PM Eastern
0:17.6	Live every week. You should get a serious subscription so you can listen to it. But this is the the best of we pulled some great clips for you
0:24.0	this week I've got Tom Takkar and Ian Fideance with me right now recording this
0:28.2	podcast it's me the come dog millionaire all the old come dog millionaire and old how's your butt hole Ian Fy dance.
0:35.0	Can I sing that song? Yeah. That I just got yeah.
0:38.0	Yeah. Someone sent me a picture of Kermit the frog playing the banjo and it says give me them cheeks
0:43.8	girl and free my soul I want to get lost in your booty hole and lick away and I want to
0:50.4	Photoshop my face on that that's pretty good yeah face on that. That's pretty good.
0:52.6	Yeah.
0:53.6	You on Kermit would be pretty good.
0:55.1	That'd be a good Halloween costume, I think.
0:56.8	Oh.
0:57.8	What are you gonna go ask for Halloween?
1:00.0	I don't know, but David Tell the other night said that I am the result of a clown rape.
1:05.0	I've never heard a joke kill harder.
1:09.0	He said that on stage.
1:10.0	They had seen Ian earlier on the show and he goes look at Ian
1:13.2	Ian's what yeah the you're the product of a clown rape. Yeah. Yeah. It was
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