Savage Lovecast Episode 913

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.7 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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A woman has been enjoying an insertable vibrator that can be controlled by her partner. Whee! But she worries that if she wears it out in public, it constitutes a consent violation for the unwitting baristas who don't know why her eyes are crossing all of a sudden. On both the Micro and the Magnum, our second "What Are You Doing" features MzKim Lee- a very successful financial dominatrix. Why does she do it? How does she do it? How much does she earn? (The answer to this last question, may shock you.) Are you ready for a trigonometry lesson? Writer Neil McNeil wrote a long piece about poly triads- their delights and pitfalls. If you are a couple considering bringing a third person into your relationship, or you want to join an existing couple, do have a listen. And, a woman learned that her gal pal's husband was sighted in the bathroom...of a gay bar! Should she rat him out? [email protected] 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Dipsea: an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women for women. Get an extended 30 day free trial when you go to dipseastories.com/savage. Today’s episode is brought to you by Shameless Care- offering STI prevention medication online. For a year supply of DoxyPEP for just $109, head over to www.ShamelessCare.com/Savage. Helix Sleep This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep. Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows ! Go to HelixSleep.com/Savage. With Helix, better sleep starts now.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Love cast at savage.
0:03.7	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary or if you're looking for sexual harmony.
0:13.0	Well, there's nothing you can't
0:18.0	on the savage love cast.
0:22.0	So gay guys, if a queer-coated sea witch, half-octopus, half-dry queen, swims up to the stool next to you at the
0:30.6	in pool bar at the resort where you're staying in Port of I R to this weekend
0:34.8	and promises you trillions of insatiable sex partners and the ability to go all night every night
0:40.8	and all you have to do is sign the contract she's waving under your nose. Read the fine print first. Don't be one of those poor unfortunate holes who fails to read the fine print.
0:53.0	Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need.
0:59.0	This one longing to be thinner,
1:01.0	that one wants to get the girl and do I help them?
1:04.0	Yes indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls.
1:08.0	So sad.
1:10.0	Because the thing about those sea witches, especially the queer-coded ones, they're tricky.
1:16.2	But knowing how gay men are, yeah, some of you would sign that contract without reading the fine print
1:21.2	first.
1:22.2	I mean, I have been to dark Darklands I have been to lab. I have seen
1:25.7	gay men stand in line for five hours in the rain to get into a warehouse packed with a
1:30.4	mere 500 potential sex partners.
1:33.6	So here's the fine print on that particular contract,
1:36.1	that particular see which, and Porta Bayarta is waving under your nose.
1:39.6	If you sign, you will have trillions of sex partners, but you will be a bug.
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