Savage Lovecast Episode 852

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.7 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

How do you organize a sex party with your pals- without it being awkward? Meanwhile, a woman asked her male friend to join her at a swingers hotel takeover. But she has a crush on him, and now regrets asking him to go. Should she bow out? On the Magnum, sometimes you need a pelvic floor specialist, am I right? Dan revisits the question of the man who asked if he should surprise his wife with a vibrator after she gave birth, to try to rekindle her sexual desire. Dr. Rachel Gelman, pelvic floor specialist is on to chat about this and a pussy juice mystery. Finally, it’s label time! What do you call a straight couple that wants to bring in other people to sleep with, but that they also like a lot? What color is this flag? You guys. We’re running out of colors. [email protected] 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at Squarespace.com/Savage and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $20% off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/savage. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!

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0:00.0	You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love cast at Savage.loaf.
0:23.0	If it looks like a dick, if it's roughly the size and shape of a dick, if it fits in your hand,
0:27.5	do your pussy or your ass like a dick, it's probably a dick. Or in the case of a 2000-year-old
0:33.3	wooden artifact discovered in a Roman era fort in Northumberland in the UK in 1992,
0:38.8	it's definitely a dildo, an ancient Roman sex toy, and not as it was cataloged at the time of
0:45.2	its discovery or its uncovery. The archaeologists didn't discover dildos. They uncovered a really
0:51.2	old one. Anyway, when this thing, which looks like a dick, is the size and shape of a dick, got dug
0:56.9	up 30 years ago, they said it was a dining tool. I've seen the pictures and I agree with Newcastle
1:04.0	University archaeology. Senior lecturer Rob Collins, who told the Guardian that it's, quote,
1:09.6	self-evidently, a penis. I don't know who entered it into the catalog as a dining tool. Collins
1:15.6	continued. Maybe it was someone uncomfortable with it, or didn't think the Romans would do such
1:20.4	silly things. So yeah, that thing, not a dining tool. Even if the person you shove it into splinters
1:28.5	and all is highly likely to say darn. And for the record, that Roman dildo isn't the oldest
1:34.8	known dildo in the world, the oldest one, 30,000 years old discovered in Germany in 2005,
1:42.6	that one was initially cataloged as an ice age baton because it was easier for archaeologists to
1:49.6	imagine an ice age conductor waving would self-evidently a penis around in front of an ice age
1:56.2	orchestra straight out of the blinstones than it was for them to imagine someone using this
2:01.9	ice age dildo for its clearly intended purpose. In other dick news, according to a study published
2:08.2	on Valentine's Day and the World Journal of Men's Health, the average erect penis length has
2:14.0	increased over the past three decades across the world, by all this one under good problems to have.
2:22.0	Dicks have gotten bigger by a lot from 4.8 inches to 6 inches reportedly. That is a 24% increase in
2:30.5	dick size in just 30 years. And that is huge. These researchers are legit. This isn't some Ashley
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