Savage Lovecast Episode 843

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.7 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A short man who is newly returned to the dating world finds his height is disqualifying him from a lot of women. Does this happen in gayland? Hear the cautionary tale of the straight man who tried to find a sex worker by typing “Escorts in my area” into Google. On the Magnum, comedian Matteo Lane DARED to start an advice segment in his comedy routine. Dan drags him on the show to test his advice-giving chops, and to talk about sleeping with homophobes, and being monogamous under duress. And, it’s an NB extravaganza! Three calls in a row from or about non-binary folks. This episode is brought to you by Feeld, a dating app where the open-minded can meet the like-minded. Download Feeld for free, and get access to a free month of Majestic Membership when you go to feeld.co/savage This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money ( formerly known as Truebill.) Rocket Money is the easiest way to manage your expenses, cancel unwanted subscriptions, lower bills, and track your spending – all in one place. Go to RocketMoney.Com/Savage This episode of the Savage Lovecast is sponsored by OMGyes.com: a website dedicated to getting scientific truths out about women’s sexual pleasure. Savage Lovecast listeners can get a discount if they go to OMGYES.com/Savage.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love Cast at Savage.lo
0:03.9	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary or if you're looking for sexual harmony
0:13.9	Who others not think you can't have the Savage Love Cast
0:23.5	Ladies and gentlemen and folks I present the case of MJT versus DIL,
0:29.6	the OS, Marjorie Taylor Green versus Dildos Round 2.
0:36.1	Green tweeted up storm over the weekend about some Dildos for salad at Walmart
0:40.1	and her congressional district in Georgia. At Walmart many of your customers in my district
0:45.2	are reaching out to me about sex toys being sold in your Dalton store. Greens tweet storm
0:50.0	begins. They're extremely upset and absolutely horrified that sex toys are being sold openly.
0:57.0	Right next to children's toothbrushes, this is grooming.
1:02.3	Okay, first this is not grooming. Gruming, the action of attempting to form a relationship
1:07.7	with a child or young person or the child's family with the intention of sexually assaulting
1:14.1	that child. Gruming is what youth pastors do in church basements in Greens district.
1:19.6	What Walmart is doing is stocking product placement. Not like in the movies but in the literal sense
1:26.0	of products being placed on shelves in stores. There's a photo that Green included in her tweet
1:32.2	and it would appear that Walmart based on that one photo allegedly taken at that one store in
1:37.9	Greens district. It would appear that a small and rather sad selection of vibrators and a
1:44.4	couple of bottles of lube was placed on a very high shelf right next to a selection of children's
1:50.0	toothbrushes which are also on a very high shelf. You've heard of wardrobe malfunctions.
1:57.2	This looks like a stocking malfunction and as much as I hate to concede anything to Marjorie
2:03.4	Taylor Green, if I was stocking shelves at Walmart or managing a Walmart, I wouldn't put the
2:09.2	vibrators in a few sad tubes of lube next to children's toothbrushes which raises a question.
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