You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love cast at Savage.loved.

All right, first things first. It's a big news story, and I know you're going to want to hear what I have to say about it.

That middle school teacher and her husband, they really shouldn't have filmed themselves fucking in a classroom at the middle school where they worked.

Samantha and Dylan Peer were married middle school teachers at Lake Abbasin Unified Middle School in Arizona,

and they couldn't quite make ends meet as Peer pointed out in a video she posted to her YouTube channel over the weekend,

which you may have missed because other far less important news stories seem to have dominated multiple news cycles over the last week.

Teachers in Arizona, according to Peer, are among the lowest paid teachers in the country.

So to make ends meet, to feed their family, Peer, and her husband created an only fans account, blocked anyone in the state of Arizona from being able to view their content, and made a little money, a little extra money.

I didn't know you could block people in the state where you live from seeing your only fans, learns up the new every day.

But I could have told Mr. and Ms. Peer that it wouldn't work.

Things have a way of getting around, and a hot middle school science teacher and her hung husband and their only fans account.

Yeah, that's going to get around, and it did.

Somehow a couple of kids at Lake Abbasin Unified Middle School in Arizona found Chloe Carter online.

That was Samantha Peer's porn persona, and her only fans account got back to administrators at her school.

Peer was suspended and then told no one would ever find out about her porn career if she resigned quietly and so she resigned quietly.

And then everyone found out because administrators at her school allegedly shared links with other teachers at the school, who shared those links with their students,

who then shared those links with their parents, who are now harassing the peers everywhere they go in the small town where they live.

Stories like this really piss me off.

Everyone watches porn, not everyone makes it, or I should say not everyone makes it for money, since almost everyone these days makes porn.

If you've ever sent a dick pick or a whole pick or a tit pick or tit's pick plural, I guess I should say, since very few people send a pick of a single tit.

Anyway, if you've ever sent dirty picks to someone you're sleeping with or someone you hope to sleep with, which is very common behavior, then congrats.

You've made porn.

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