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Savage Lovecast

Savage Lovecast Episode 810

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.76.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

A man is excited to marry his beloved fiancé. But he harbors a corrosive secret. Early in their relationship he went to massage parlors for happy endings. He’s done with all that now, and feels terribly ashamed. But should he tell her? Does he owe her the truth? Can she handle the truth? Can he handle a lifelong secret? A woman used to have bad sex in her youth, with lots of unrequited blow jobs. Now that she’s with an attentive, loving boyfriend, she would like to give him toe-curling oral sex. But she can’t get the distaste for them out of her head. How can she learn to love giving them again? On the Magnum, Dan interviews psychology professor Dr. Craig Harper about his research on sex doll owners. Is there a personality type associated with sex doll ownership? What kind of relationships do they have with women? Finally, if a guy has an STI, does his semen taste different? Like butterscotch maybe? [email protected] 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE. This episode is brought to you by Dipsea: an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women for women. Get an extended 30 day free trial when you go to dipseastories.com/savage.

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0:00.0

You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love Cast at Savage.loaf.

0:04.2

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

0:14.0

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Love Cast.

0:22.7

If you've been to a college campus any time in the last three or four decades,

0:27.0

you've encountered a particular kind of street preacher slash performance artist.

0:31.6

The preacher finds a spot on the quad to loudly condemn the morals of the student body.

0:37.1

The student body gathers to cheer at the street preacher.

0:40.7

The students get a little free entertainment between classes.

0:44.0

The Christian street preacher gets to feel persecuted and nothing hits that

0:47.4

FUNTY Christian G spot quite like feeling persecuted.

0:51.2

So, everybody wins.

0:53.2

Anyway, a FUNTY Christian street preacher was going off last week on the campus of Texas Tech.

1:00.3

There are some men that are so naive that they will actually buy a Carl V. Margarita.

1:09.5

After the fifth, he will scrap it on and pet you.

1:24.0

And then you will end up in the ER with irritable browsing crawls.

1:36.8

That was posted to TikTok by Zam G.

1:41.2

First thing I want to say, apparently, that Texas Tech college girls are pouring margaritas

1:47.0

down the throats of innocent college boys and then dragging those boys back to their dorm rooms

1:52.1

to peg them. Has anyone told Greg Abbott about this?

1:56.1

Is he going to do anything about it?

1:58.4

I mean, right now conservative parents in Texas are doing all they can to protect their

2:02.7

boys from sex education and Disney movies and what good will all that effort do if those innocent

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